You’ve seen us on screen, but have you ever wondered what we’re like off-camera?
For the last few months, I’ve enjoyed checking in with some of your favorite Fox personalities to learn more about who they are behind the scenes.
What’s the one thing Jesse Watters couldn’t live without? What’s Bill Hemmer’s favorite Halloween costume? And what’s sitting on Greg Gutfeld’s nightstand?
But that’s not all! The fun is just getting started.
But if you handed me a trumpet, I can play it to this day, with or without the beer.
Q: What is your favorite Halloween costume you ever had?
JF: I was Superman in third grade and absolutely loved it.
That being said, I was a chubby little kid, so the spandex costume wasn’t the best look. Instead of “Up, up, and away,” I’m pretty sure people were saying, “Up, up, and how much do you weigh?”
Q: Who are your biggest role models?
JF: My biggest role models are my older siblings. I have two brothers who are cops and a sister in banking.
Growing up, they all got good grades, had killer work ethics and went super hard at everything they did, especially making fun of me.
We talked a stunning amount of smack at our kitchen table, but looking back now, I realize that I’m basically what would happen if you took their work ethic and combined it with a lot more talent. You heard me, Joe, Sue and Mike.
The fact that Fox has enabled me to preach this silly gospel to such a broad audience is really cool to a small town gal like me.
Q: What song instantly puts you in a good mood?
JF: This changes constantly because when I get into a song, I play it until I hate it. I’m talking 200-300 times a week, and then I don’t listen to it again for three years.
Right now I’m abusing “I Can’t Stand Myself (When You Touch Me)” by James Brown.
Our family lives to drive around aimlessly and blast music. Once in a while we stop for food or gas, but it’s mostly just three people getting bad tan lines from their seatbelts.
Q: Which fictional character would be the most exciting to meet in real life?
JF: Back when I was a cab driver, I had a dream that Cinderella was in the back of my taxi with six minutes to get home, and I’d love to see if I could pull it off in real life.
“Cinderella wouldn’t make the list of the top 25 oddest things I’ve seen in a taxi.”
Q: Did you ever get detention in school?
JF: I once got detention in 9th grade for talking too much in class and wound up getting “in-school suspension” for talking too much during that detention. I could go on for days about this …
Q: What would be your last meal?
JF: The key to a good last meal is wanting to die after you eat it.
For that reason I would go with the most gluttonous thing we serve in my house, which is called a “steak and spaghetti.” My son Lincoln and I love to fry porterhouse steaks in butter — and top them off with spaghetti and tater tot medallions.
It works a lot better than it sounds, and it always leaves you in a bloated state of self-disgust that would make you happy to see a firing squad.
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To read all of Dana Perino’s earlier “Short Questions” interviews for Fox News Digital, check out this (long) list!
For her interview with Dr. Arash Akhavan, click here.
For her interview with Martha MacCallum, click here.
For her interview with Bret Baier, click here.
For her interview with Leo Terrell, click here.
For her interview with Geraldo Rivera, click here.
For her interview with Clay Travis, click here.
For her interview with Judge Jeanine Pirro, click here.
For her interview with Jesse Watters, click here.